one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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