i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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