This is not my ceiling
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
