Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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