Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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