i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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