She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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