Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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