Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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