He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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