Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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