i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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