so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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