i permit you to call me
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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