I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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