Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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