I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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