I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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