what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
its liver damage thursday
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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