Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I look excited, but its just a facade.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
