hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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