return my video game
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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