We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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