she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
