That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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