Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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