so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
someone owes me an orgasm
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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