Don't you send me to vm
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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