so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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