I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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