I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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