Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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