you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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