Porn is love you can see.
there was a trapeze. enough said
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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