S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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