Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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