so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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