so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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