these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
