I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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