I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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