My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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