I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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