I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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