Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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