he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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