glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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