Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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