His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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