so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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